- Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!!
- You so short you have to look up to look down.
- Yo mamma so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out a window.
- Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
- went into MacDonalds yesterday and said "I'd like some fries".
The girl at the counter said "Would you like
some fries with that".
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